[Gritty]

I have a novel idea.

Instead of some catchy phrase from a poem, why doesn't he simply sell himself and his vision - while telling the truth?

His slogans would go something like this:

"Let's Finally Make America A Socialist State!"

"Hanoi? Washington? What's The Difference? Who Cares!!??"

"Life's Too Hard. Let The UN Do It!"

"I Don't Just Lie About My Record, I Lie About Everything!"

"Money Is The Root Of All Marriage!"

"Get The USA Out And Let The UN in!"

"Terrorists Are Just People Too!"

"Dubya Is A Big Meenie! Vote For ME!!"

"Ho! Ho! Ho Chi Minh! The NLF and I Sure Did Win!!"

"Vote For Me. I'll Increase Your Welfare Benefits!"

"I am Not Hillary Clinton!"

Hmmm. Looking over his truthful options, I can see why he has picked his lines from obscure poems nobody reads.

[SJackson]

I have a novel idea...Instead of some catchy phrase from a poem, why doesn't he simply sell himself and his vision - while telling the truth?

Naah, same poet, different poem, works for Kerry fine.

Goodbye,
Christ Jesus Lord God Jehova,
Beat it on away from here now.
Make way for a new guy with no religion at all—
A real guy named
Marx Communist Lenin Peasant Stalin Worker ME—
I said, ME!