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Mystery Hand Falls From Sky
NY Post ^ | June 1, 2004 | Kieran Crowley

Posted on 06/01/2004 8:53:22 AM PDT by kenth

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To: kenth
"--It's his. --No, it's his. --Nah, it's from over there"


21 posted on 06/01/2004 9:02:01 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: kenth

I can deal with that as long as it sat there quietly and didn't start dancing around and going on about 'Hamburge Helper'. I'd have had to kick it over the side.


22 posted on 06/01/2004 9:02:29 AM PDT by Riley (Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
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To: RandallFlagg
I'd better check mine too. Hold on a moment...

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!!

Oh... Never mind. It's still there. I had it in my pocket all along.

23 posted on 06/01/2004 9:03:21 AM PDT by Redcloak (optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: DeFault User

Get a grip...?


24 posted on 06/01/2004 9:03:42 AM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: Servant of the 9

A sign from allah?


25 posted on 06/01/2004 9:04:10 AM PDT by null and void (If you think more government is the solution to every problem, North Korea should be your paradise!)
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To: Age of Reason
Dropped by a seagull?

Or perhaps a sparrow.

26 posted on 06/01/2004 9:04:31 AM PDT by Redcloak (optional, printed after your name on post)
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To: null and void

hand job?


27 posted on 06/01/2004 9:04:39 AM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: Dawgmeister

Thanks for the tip.


28 posted on 06/01/2004 9:05:25 AM PDT by DeFault User
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To: kenth
This one is far too obvious.

It was a ritualistic murder and dismemberment. They missed a piece when dumping the evidence overboard. Now they want to claim angels are loosing limbs.

Was Sen. Kennedy on one of the boats?

Shalom.

29 posted on 06/01/2004 9:05:42 AM PDT by ArGee (After 517, the abolition of man is complete)
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To: kenth

Thing Addams suffers skydiving accident.


30 posted on 06/01/2004 9:06:03 AM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: kenth

Lemme get my decoder tuned in:

LUCA BRAZZI SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES.

Sending a message, perhaps?


31 posted on 06/01/2004 9:06:15 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Uday and Qusay are ead-day)
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To: kenth

Thank you, Thing.

32 posted on 06/01/2004 9:06:38 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands (Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?)
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To: null and void
A sign from allah?

There is an Allah? I checked and there isn't such a thing. But maybe I'm wrong and the real G-d has sent Allah to us. Just in parts.

33 posted on 06/01/2004 9:06:46 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
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To: DeFault User

They never got the name of the guy who gave them the finger(s)?


34 posted on 06/01/2004 9:07:03 AM PDT by Dawgmeister
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To: kenth

Did it have a hook in it? Was it flopping around on the deck?


35 posted on 06/01/2004 9:07:59 AM PDT by b4its2late (Algore probably invented the tagline.....)
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To: Red Badger
The cast of CSI. The best show on network TV. And the only show I watch on network TV.

Ooooo-rah!

36 posted on 06/01/2004 9:10:09 AM PDT by TomServo ("D'oh!...I filled my pants, sir...In fact, I think I filled yours too.")
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To: Willie Green
"Thing Addams suffers skydiving accident."

ROTFL!

37 posted on 06/01/2004 9:10:25 AM PDT by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: kenth

It came from the Handenberg.


38 posted on 06/01/2004 9:10:45 AM PDT by Migraine (my grain is pretty straight today)
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To: Red Badger

Well, I'm flyin' 'cross the land, tryin' to get a hand...


39 posted on 06/01/2004 9:10:52 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: kenth
A boat party in an exclusive area of Long Island Sunday night was interrupted - when a severed human hand mysteriously dropped out of the sky onto the deck of a boat ...

Party patrons we heard to remark, "Dood, that severed human hand falling out of the sky is harshing my buzz."

40 posted on 06/01/2004 9:11:20 AM PDT by spodefly (This post meets the minimum daily requirements for cynicism and irony.)
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