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Kerry Is A Poodle

Posted on 05/31/2004 4:21:06 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul

He's French

He's a rich woman's pet

He won't protect you


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: gigolo; jeanfrancois; kerry
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1 posted on 05/31/2004 4:21:07 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul
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To: Doctor Raoul
Arf!


2 posted on 05/31/2004 4:22:59 PM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: Doctor Raoul

If Kerry is elected, NYC will be French fried.


3 posted on 05/31/2004 4:23:49 PM PDT by Brilliant
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He pi$$es on himself when he's scared


4 posted on 05/31/2004 4:23:58 PM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Embrace the suck." MG Dave Petraeus, 101st Airborne Division)
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To: Doctor Raoul

ROTFL!!!


5 posted on 05/31/2004 4:24:17 PM PDT by mark502inf
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Yeah, but he's their poodle, and the libbo's are damned proud of him!!!

But then again, could it ever be any other way?

6 posted on 05/31/2004 4:26:07 PM PDT by MarineDad (So what's the big deal? Allah wears panties on his head, too...but you don't hear HIM complaining.)
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7 posted on 05/31/2004 4:29:09 PM PDT by FairOpinion (If you are not voting for Bush, you are voting for the terrorists.)
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YOU %&*#@##*&^^@##!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8 posted on 05/31/2004 4:29:12 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
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To: mollynme

This is my french poodle (I don't hold it against her), I'd vote for her before ever voting for kerry :o)

9 posted on 05/31/2004 4:36:45 PM PDT by markv840
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Bush Bumper Sticker: Let's Roll.

Kerry Bumper: Get Help!!!

10 posted on 05/31/2004 4:37:19 PM PDT by rhombus
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I've always despised those nasty yappy little dogs....


11 posted on 05/31/2004 4:39:08 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: Lady Jag

,,, relax John, they're only microphones.

12 posted on 05/31/2004 4:39:26 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: Doctor Raoul
Great analogy!
13 posted on 05/31/2004 4:41:43 PM PDT by b4its2late (Every morning is the dawn of a new error...)
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To: Doctor Raoul

Heh.

Funny!


14 posted on 05/31/2004 4:42:15 PM PDT by El Sordo
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To: Doctor Raoul

Terayza's a woofer, too. :^)


15 posted on 05/31/2004 4:49:46 PM PDT by TheBigB (When Woody Allen and Soon-Yi are in bed together, does he ever yell, "Who's your daddy?!")
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16 posted on 05/31/2004 4:55:45 PM PDT by Salamander
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To: Doctor Raoul

Is that you, Neal Boortz?


17 posted on 05/31/2004 5:01:13 PM PDT by kcar (www.TheUNsucks.com)
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To: Doctor Raoul

But he barks...!


18 posted on 05/31/2004 5:05:19 PM PDT by busterspam
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To: Doctor Raoul
I wouldn't call John Kerry a dog.

I like dogs. Most dogs are friendly and loyal.

19 posted on 05/31/2004 5:08:28 PM PDT by RichInOC (John Kerry is what dogs leave on the sidewalk.)
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To: rhombus
Bush Bumper Sticker: Let's Roll.
Kerry Bumper: Get Help!!!

That's about right


20 posted on 05/31/2004 5:08:56 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
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