Posted on 05/31/2004 3:15:04 PM PDT by wagglebee
"By golly!" he exclaimed. "You've got something there!"
Later to have been flogged with faux leather cat o' nine tails his PETA membership revoked for not following the script.
I always find it fascinating when these animal protectionists complain about the encroachment into the animals' territory, but never mention the fact that these creatures no longer have predators, animal OR human. Therefore they overbreed, therefore they need a bigger habitat.
Nice article. I like this guy's sense of humor.
I figure if the leftist tree-huggers want to let the mountain lions eat, then maybe they should volunteer for the duty.
Reminds me of the democrat squirrel that lives in my oak tree. He thinks it's his tree just because his ancestors lived there before I bought this property. I concede the tree to him. It's his, he can have it.
He's a democrat because I made him one. I give him a cookie every day and if I fail to give him one he's out on my patio chattering and raising hell until I do.
I agree (and no offense to the sane Californians out there), but I think we should trade California to Canada for some good hunting and fishing land.
Well, of course, he's enraged, you know he's ENTITLED to that cookie, don't you?
I guess he never heard the line about if you give a squirrel a cookie, you feed him for a day but if you teach him how to make cookies, you feed him for a lifetime.
I keep waiting for it to fall off into the ocean as promised.
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Like the typical democrat squirrel, he's not too bright. He's not a big guy and I learned early that he will eat one cookie but if I give him two he will bury one of them -which disolves as soon as it rains.
I tried to get through for the whole response period, wildly hitting "REDIAL" on the pro-Bush number. I never got through.
Next time, I'll know enough to dial the anti-Bush number, just to get through.
C-Span is more rigged than the NFL.
Kinda like "professional" wrestling?
You're right, he's not too smart but he is definitely a Democrat if he takes more cookies than he needs and then wastes one by putting it where it will get washed away.
Next he will sue you for not giving hims a rebate on the cookies he didn't buy.
"Reminds me of the democrat squirrel that lives in my oak tree. He thinks it's his tree just because his ancestors lived there before I bought this property. I concede the tree to him. It's his, he can have it.
He's a democrat because I made him one. I give him a cookie every day and if I fail to give him one he's out on my patio chattering and raising hell until I do."
Don't get me started on Swallows- squatting and mass immigration spring to mind.
I have democrat chickadees always looking for free bird seeds. Now democrat chipmunks have moved in and are hogging the bird feeder. My democrat squirrel doesn't like it so he takes over the whole thing after 5pm. My republican cat likes the situation and chases these democrats all over.
There's a story here somewhere, but I'm not going there.
Guess it's true: Mother Nature does have a way of solving problems on her own.
And mud. Lots of mud.
"I'm appaled" is a rat talking point. It was used all over by seminar callers when the flap over 9-11 images in campaign ads came up.
Save the Naugas, they are being slaughtered for their hydes.
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