"I like to tease my plants. I water them with ice cubes."
And he had so many others that I like. Of course his matter-of-fact, deadpan delivery makes all the difference. And his hair! I loved his crazy hair.
Yeah, I can start laughing just thinking about Steven Wright.
"I got home last night, walked up to my door, put the key in, turned it, it started. So I drove it around for awhile".