Newsflash, October 00, 2004.... After the attack on XXXXXX today by Islamic terrorists trained at the World Islamic Martyrs and Fighters Staff HQ, seismographs worldwide reported a series of event all over Iran, which could have been an earthquake of 7+ magnitude on the Richter scale or the simultaneous detonation of 1+ megaton thermonuclear devices throughout the country. There have been scattered reports of mushroom clouds, but communications in and with Iran appear to have been disrupted by an enormous electromagnetic pulse.....
LOL ... yes, I have heard rumors a long time ago of an 'earthquake' weapon ... I have no idea if it exists or not ...