[Who dat?]

... one of the officers vomited across the bar after the drunken group was refused service.

Heh. I knew a guy that could do that... vomit at will. Neat trick. Comes in handy sometimes, I suppose.

No finger-down-the-throat, no Syrup of Ipecac, no nothing...

[The Scourge of Yazid]

I knew someone who could do that to.

No. Wait a second.

That was Karen Carpenter!

Okay, just forget I mentioned it.