With an attitude like that, you're endangering the nanny state the left is trying to create! For shame. . . .
I can minimize but not eliminate. If you eat a meal that is not satisfying, you will always be "unfullfilled". I can "postpone" enjoyment and even go with smaller portions, but I can't eat half-assed substitutes. Cardboard is cardboard and meat substitute is meat substitute (and forget about LIGHT beer).