can't we all just get along?
now, lemme tell you the true secret of Speed Racer:
Speed Racer has a mean-tempered domineering career-driving father...
Speed Racer has a high-pitched voice and looks pretty girly...
Speed Racer has a mysterious older brother with a history of violence and disobedience...
Speed Racer hangs out with a cute chick but so far as we can tell he never gets down with her...
Speed Racer has a pet chimp...
Speed Racer likes to hang out with a little boy...
Speed Racer is... Michael Jackson!
See? I, too, have now played the Race Card.
*fleeing for my life*
consider this (#62) payback for introducing me to South Park!