[Old Professer]

Can you access the flash of emancipation you felt the first time you were able to stay up on a bike or propel yourself through the water?

Anybody who can "access the flash of emancipation..." has probably yet to learn how to tie his own shoes -such writing!

[Ronzo]

Anybody who can "access the flash of emancipation..." has probably yet to learn how to tie his own shoes -such writing!

Usually the Atlantic Monthly does not allow this sort of sillyness...must have gotten past the editors. But then they do like those big $5 words...even if they don't use them very well...