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To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; Cooter; ...
I think this is very definitely worth a RPR ping. P.J. himself called the French a "smallish, monkey-looking bunch." Enjoy!

PING to the newly-created REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILE ping list, named after our spiritual founder, P.J. O'Rourke. What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It’s neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs—unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for—the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity.

26 posted on 05/25/2004 12:50:36 PM PDT by TheBigB (Jaime Pressly: proof that God does indeed exist.)
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To: TheBigB
I think this is very definitely worth a RPR ping. P.J. himself called the French a "smallish, monkey-looking bunch."
That was the polite part:

French:

Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their ****s, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.

(Warning: naughty language on the link)

-Eric

33 posted on 05/25/2004 1:41:53 PM PDT by E Rocc (It takes a village to raise a child. The village is Washington. You are the child. - PJ O'Rourke)
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