[nomorelurker]

If Dear Leader becomes convinced that cell phones were part of plot against him expect to see cell phone users in reeducation camps soon.

[finnigan2]

Perhaps the "Dear Leader's" paranoia can be encouraged by the CIA. They could start a rumor that his enemies are also trying to infect him with AIDS by supplying him with diseased hookers from Scandinavia of the type that he seems to prefer. He would then have to swear off sex. Then, begin a whispering campaign that his rice may contain ricin. After some months with no phone, no sex and no food, he should be ready to sign just about any treaty put in front of him.