Not the one who has fashioned a fake, pseudo-identity as a Washington slut, but Wonkette.
Even if this woman is completely fabricating her allegations-and I wouldn't be surprised if she was-her story was interesting and the fact that this web journalist/cyber gossip saw fit to print it at all, speaks well of her sense of humor.
This stuffed shirt D.C. gossip columnists need someone to light a fire under their asses, if you ask me.
Wonkette is one of my favorites, too.