"Catholic clergy have and use normal hair, too. Not that phony-baloney plastic stuff favored by pretend pastors."
You're implying that any minister who isn't Catholic is "pretend". I know hundreds of pastors (am related to many) who aren't Catholic, and not one of them has "phony-balony plastic stuff" for hair.
You should grow up and/or become enlightened on both issues.
You exhibit a finely honed Protestant sense of humor Madam.