An old man was sitting in a park when a techno-fan with spiked, colored hair walked by. The old guy just stared and stared. The techno-fan asked the old man "Whatsa matter? Haven't you ever done anything exciting in your life?"
Replied the old man "Well, when I was a lot younger, I got really drunk once and had sex with a rooster, I was wondering if you were my son..."
The joke of the day, without question!