[knarf]

"Not that I wouldn't go for it. Men are kind of mentally retarded when it comes to certain things."

I must be a dinosaur ... I'm completely and joyfully married.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Well, that's a different bag of worms altogether.

Those two look like the kind who would not only blackmail you into doing God knows what, but also slash your tires, stalk, threaten, and do almost everything in their capacity to destroy your reputation.