"And I told Bush that I would give up my WMD and Terrorism if he would only allow me to sell more oil to the west"
1 posted on
05/23/2004 9:37:39 AM PDT by
dila813
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To: dila813
Is he wearing a small, dead, furry creature on his head?
/john
25 posted on
05/23/2004 11:19:54 AM PDT by
JRandomFreeper
(Soy el jefe de la cocina. No disguta conmigo.)
To: zip
26 posted on
05/23/2004 11:21:50 AM PDT by
Mrs Zip
To: dila813
"And those stooopid American Democrats!! They run that effete snob John Kerry against Boosh? What morons!"
To: dila813
So I says to him, I says: "You think electrifying his genitalia is bad; wait till you see what we've got in store for you bub!", heh,heh,heh,
To: dila813
"So the Imam says, 'Oh no! That wasn't the servants' tent! that was my mother-in-law's burkha! Haw haw haw haw!"
31 posted on
05/23/2004 3:09:55 PM PDT by
hemogoblin
(The sign said "Mission Accomplished," not "War Over.")
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"Conn, Gaydar, I've got a posit lock, bearing 155, range 12,000, magnitude reading at - Mugawd! Conn, we're reading 8.9 on the Gaydar! It's a flamer, I say again, we've got a flamer!"34 posted on
05/23/2004 3:22:58 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(It's not Bush's fault - It's THE MEDIA'S fault!)
To: dila813
That's right, gentlemen, BOTH candidates fell off their bicycles!
We'll be selling them oil no matter which one wins!
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Coco Chanel ping...
To: dila813
"Queer Eye for the Arab Guy"
To: dila813
You want to know where I bought my outfit? This old shmattah? I got it for 70% off at the after-Ramadan clearance sale in the Benghasi J.C. Penney.
39 posted on
05/23/2004 4:37:20 PM PDT by
Alouette
(The U.N. came from Satan's anus.)
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