"And I told Bush that I would give up my WMD and Terrorism if he would only allow me to sell more oil to the west"
1 posted on
05/23/2004 9:37:39 AM PDT by
dila813
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To: dila813
Smoking bad for you? Nonsense.
2 posted on
05/23/2004 9:38:53 AM PDT by
rhombus
To: dila813
'Dr. Evil, shall I unleash your newest and greatest evil plan on the world-codename 'Preparation H!'
3 posted on
05/23/2004 9:40:48 AM PDT by
sathers
To: dila813
"Polictical reform in the Middle East? Ha ha ha, just look at us!"
4 posted on
05/23/2004 9:41:17 AM PDT by
Unknowing
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.)
To: dila813
"Hey, guys, where's the best place in this town to get a good gefilte fish?"
6 posted on
05/23/2004 9:41:44 AM PDT by
atomicpossum
(I give up! Entropy, you win!)
To: dila813
i like him.... he smokes and uses women for security. my kind of arab.
7 posted on
05/23/2004 9:41:59 AM PDT by
libbylu
To: dila813
Quaddafi - the Michael Jackson of Middle East dictators.
8 posted on
05/23/2004 9:50:39 AM PDT by
3catsanadog
(When anything goes, everything does.)
To: dila813
Gadhafi: "Do you really like it? It's from the Donna Karan collection."
To: dila813
"I'm telling you, life is more fun when you have female security agents!"
10 posted on
05/23/2004 9:58:53 AM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: dila813
"Then I walk out after the first five minutes of the conference, touting my Western-style cigarette, making all you idiots look soooo Old Middle East!"
11 posted on
05/23/2004 9:59:22 AM PDT by
Paul_B
To: dila813
I've been called the "DIAPER DADDY" of the east and that's because I used to shiite my pants everytime Reagan bombed my hole of a country.
12 posted on
05/23/2004 10:09:50 AM PDT by
Arpege92
(There are no more political simpletons in the world today other than European Leftist -Yossi Halevi)
To: dila813
13 posted on
05/23/2004 10:10:34 AM PDT by
antaresequity
(This is not the "War on Terror", Islam is the common denominator)
To: dila813
"So I said to Saddam, hey, move your WMDs to Syria, we'll hook up Chalabi with the Mullahs and I'll "capitulate" to the the U.S. to throw them off. It'll be the biggest goof of all time, HA HA HA...!!"
15 posted on
05/23/2004 10:16:42 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: dila813
Is that Joan Crawford, or just some old drag queen?
16 posted on
05/23/2004 10:17:09 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
To: dila813
Got a light big boy?
So who does a girl have to sleep with to get a drink in this joint?
To: dila813
"A Priest, a Rabbi and an Iman walk into a harem..."
18 posted on
05/23/2004 10:21:11 AM PDT by
decimon
To: dila813
I am under a strong impression that Moammar Gadhafi is gay, and I should know, I am a homophobic white male and can spot these things right off.
The ultra tacky wardrobe and limp wristed stance give him away.
19 posted on
05/23/2004 10:23:27 AM PDT by
Delta 21
(MKC USCG - ret)
To: dila813
"At least here, you can still light up a smoke"!
20 posted on
05/23/2004 10:31:03 AM PDT by
TheSpottedOwl
(Torrance Ca....land of the flying monkeys)
To: dila813
"Haw haw haw, yes, I did just roll out of bed and YES, I do use my bedsheets for my clothes!"
21 posted on
05/23/2004 10:42:52 AM PDT by
xrp
To: dila813
Looks like he cracked something else. See the expressions on the faces of those around him?
22 posted on
05/23/2004 10:51:38 AM PDT by
Malsua
To: dila813
"Did you see the one with the Iraqi sitting there in handcuffs and panties over his head?"
23 posted on
05/23/2004 11:08:02 AM PDT by
FITZ
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