You need to come to my house, see what I have, and tell me what I need! Talk about computer challenged! I'm lucky I learned to type! Missed you guys!
I will relay that thought to Sionnsar who is trying to get some sleep (between coughs and runs to the loo). He and I will happily come for a visit to consult with you on your computer needs. We actually build computers for people who cannot afford them. We use spare parts and upgrade systems from other people's discards. There isn't much in our boneyard right now, but we are always looking for working stuff to put together for someone.