I grew up on the PV Pen and haven't been gone so long that the clever folks of the South Beach could manage to teach monkeys to fly in that amount of time. I would have heard about it from my friends.
Flying monkeys are a euphemism...It was the most tasteful thing I can say, considering the circumstances.
One more thing. I was born and raised in this city. I know for a fact that these people basically invented
"DWB". My kids don't need to deal with this kind of trash.