"Johnny, you really don't know if you're gay until you try it. Billy wants you to try it, why don't you? Just take your time. It might be uncomfortable at first, but if you use a good lubricant, it'll feel wonderful in a little while."
Think I'm joking? I wish I was. Massachusetts already has teacher's guides like that.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1138324/posts?page=34#34
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1138324/posts?page=52#52