"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")
(spoken) Two...three...four...
All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
RINOs just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT DemRATS NOW!!!
Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's Kick A$$ on Dem Elites!!
Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!
(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...Mordecai Vesuvius on acoustic guitar)
Like to see Left's RAPIST git what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.
Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!
(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)
Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!
Please Lord, grant US the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!
FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.
FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)
"Tom Delay!!"
(To be sung to Neil Young's "Farmer John")
Tom Delay, Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!! Ohahhohh...
Yer the One...to Lead the Right!! Ohahhohh...
RATS' Power We Shall Devolve...Let's Stuff DemLib'rals' talk!!
We'll make Dem Leftists' shrivel...Right's Winning in a Walk!!
Tom Delay...ohahhohh...Why Won't YOU CUT BigGuv'ment?!!
Yer the One...to Champion Rights!! Ooahhohh...
(Little guitar jammin')
Ohhahhhhohhhhh!!
Sen'tor George...boy, you are from Virginia!! Ohahhohh...
Senator...We're the Righteous Right!!
We love how Susan talks...we love yer gawl-durned snuff...
We need some leadership...RightWing's cruisin'...RATS're losing...LOSING!!
Eric C.!! Whipe them RINOs from Power!! Ohahhohh...ohahhohh..
Guv'ment, son...shall be MINI-sized!!
(More guitar jammin')
Cantor, bud...Right Must Reject Big Guv'ment!!
Ohahhohh...ohahhohh...ohahhohh...
We're the Ones...We're the Shameless Right!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'black'"...hmmmmm.
Fine job Mud! Thanks for the ping.