I've heard the heat in Texas in the Summertime compared to the fires of hell. It's too bad you couldn't get a job, in order to have some money to travel when you're on vacation. Well, I'm certain the lord above has you there for a reason.(He falls out of the chair laughing)
I'm going to Texas for the 3 Day Eric Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival in 2 weeks,(It's going to be HUGE) and unlike you, I'm sure I'll be comfortable there.
http://www.crossroadsguitarfestival.com
Awwww, it's not the heat, it's the humidity. 104 with 90 percent humidity is fun for the whole family. :)