[ladyjane]

Why not give women the right to marry more than one man?

arrrgh! isn't one enough???the toilet seat would never be down.

[oldfart]

This is an interesting thread and has provided a lot of laughs. Allow me to inject a bit of seriousness here though.

In my long, eventful and varied life I once tried having two wives in the same household. I came away from that with some new lessons learned:

1) If you ever get the chance to try polygamy, don't-- because...
2) It is absolutely impossible to please two women at any one time.
3) Such a relationship probably cannot be successful in the world of today since the wives (or husbands, if you will) must be completely subservient to the husband-- not very likely anymore.
4) In spite of claims by those who have so little of it they must ration it carefully, love cannot be divided, only multiplied

We were together for several years and raised three children. When it became apparent that the women could no longer get along with each other one chose to leave. I still miss her.

[Aracelis]

arrrgh! isn't one enough???the toilet seat would never be down.

Well now, we ladies simply must become more selective. One husband could be an engineer and dream up some device to put the toilet seat down. Problem solved! ;)