[#1CTYankee]

I had $800 in my Christmas fund locked away in a gray metal box under the bed. Today all my money is gone. Where did it go?

I'm still looking for a mate to a sock I lost 5 yrs ago.

[FrankR]

"I'm still looking for a mate to a sock I lost 5 yrs ago. "

You'll never find it; Socks are the embryonic stage in the life of a coat hanger...the lost socks crawl off to the closet and hatch into coat hangers...

That's why you're always missing a sock, but have more coat hangers than you can keep track of....

But, there's a bright side; if you lock your keys in your car, you'll never get them out with a sock.