Here's what I got back from Senator Barbara Boxer. I told you she'd use it for toilet paper. Here you go. Get the barf bags ready:
Dear Friend:
Thank you for recently sending me an email with your thoughts. I hear
from thousands of Californians every day and I value your participation.
While I note all messages sent to my office, because of the tremendous
number of emails I receive, those sent using third party services will not
receive a response. If you would like to receive a response to your
message, please use the email service available on my Senate website.
Going to http://boxer.senate.gov/contact/webform.cfm will take you
directly to this service.
You may also sign up to receive regular updates on my work in the Senate
by using my website. At http://boxer.senate.gov/contact/email.cfm you can
sign up to receive messages from me on current issues of the day.
Thank you again for contacting me. I look forward to hearing from you in
the future.
Sincerely,
Barbara Boxer
United States Senator