There are a gazillion rounds in 120 unsurveyed asps around the country.
Ritter said there "might be" 10 lying as duds on a range someplace near baghdad.
Now....the probable source....
Muhammed: Yo, Ismail, Do I want to blow up americans with this dud lying on the ground that probably doesn't work?
Ismail: Mohammed, what a great idea! We have a gazillion live rounds in bunkers all over the country, but let's take this stray dud and use it instead.
Muhammed: Inch Allah, Ismail. By the way, what's that sloshing sound?
Fantastic, loved your post