Your input desired!
14 DEC 2003 - the capture of Saddam Hussein;
(date unsure) - Release of "The Passion of Christ";
(date unsure) - Activist Judges give their blessing (pun intended) to homo marriages;
11 MAR 2004 - al-Qaeda kills 180 in Spain with co-ordinated bomb attacks, overthrowing the Spanish Government and proving they can influence The Sheep;
Someone help me out with the dates, here...
The Wardrobe Malfunction at the SUPERBOWL!!! (the over-exposure of Janet Jackson)
OH! And the indictment of Michael Jackson!!!
OH!! And the offer of hostage negotiations in Iraq by Jesse Jackson!!! (big try for social redemptive value)(These Jackson's are gittin outta hand!)
OH!!! The EARTHSHAKING DRUG BUST OF RUSH LIMBAUGH!!!
Whatsamatta with you people? You all got "short term mammary loss?" (Janet Jackson did!)(Phhht!)
What would we do without CELEBRITIES???