Posted on 05/20/2004 12:47:08 PM PDT by Serb5150
It's nothing personal, homosexuals, it's just that there ain't no telling where your sperm have been.
"Circle jerks must be their form of group savings accounts."
Incorrect. Abstinance is a savings account. A circle jerk is an open ended mutual fund and I think it's tax deductable but not insurable (no deposit insurance regardless of the size of the deposit).
Also a "put" option is a promise to deliver an agreed upon amount of sperm at some future date at the prevailing price.
A "call" option is a promise to purchase a specified amount of sperm at a future date at the prevailing price.
In the case of both options you may chose not to "exercise" your option on the due date.
I'm not sure how registered retirement accounts work.
I've figured it out.
In the case of registered retirement plans if you "withdraw" your deposit before "retiring", your deposit is treated as "in-come" and a percentage of your sperm will be sent to the INS as "in-come tax".
I hope that clears everything up.
So, how are things in high sperm finance?
You guys must be raking it in...hand over fist!
The scariest thing is the ones who have been saying they are going to just donate blood and lie about their histories. All the blood is going to have to be heavily tested and that's going to raise the cost of health care even more.
I hope the powers that be will handle this with more regard for public health than they did blood donations 20 years ago, not to mention the disastrous blood plasma programs in filthy southern prisons.
Thanks for the ping.
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