[Redcoat LI]

"Uzi and AK-47 assault weapons" -- are "coming this summer to your neighborhood courtesy of George W. Bush"

Thanks, Dubya!

I'll take one of each.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***I'll take one of each.***

From an old Jimmei Durantie movie:

I'll take one!
I'll take two!
Wait a minute buddy, what's the matter with you!
Ah, a sunflower! Swish, sister swish!