[apple-dapple]

Temporary Hamas Leadership Positions Available

---

- no experience required
- ability to maintain low profile an asset
- must have own bunker

[The Scourge of Yazid]

"What is this I see on your resume? 'Brother of fellow mujahid Ahmed bin Ahmed' and 'participated in 1987 Palestinian Olympics: including shot-put against IDF soldiers/civilians, 100 meter dash around Merkava tanks, and flaming tire 400 meter hurdles."

"That's quite impressive Mr. Ahmad.

You're hired!