[carton253]

I've got little tiny hairs agrowin out of my face...

I forgot I was behind him...

When sliding, turn in the direction you are sliding. Which to me was like leaning into a left hook. So, I turned the wheel the opposite way. Next thing I know, I'm going down the road sideways...

When I was young...I had his albums memorized. Kindergarden, Noah, Fat Albert. Funny, funny stuff.

So was Flip Wilson's "Cowboys and Colored People." His sketch, "Christopher Columbus" was a riot.

"Weigh anchor!"

Ten minutes later the men came back and reported, 10,545 pounds.

"Put the anchor in the boat. You guys don't even know how to weigh anchor."

Again, funny stuff.

[LS]

"Cap'n Custer, Cap'n Sittin' Bull. Cap'n Sittin Bull, Cap'n Custer. Call the toss, Cus."

[kinsman redeemer]

Now, .. L-e-t .. u-s .. compare combs. Your's is green and mines is orange..."

Information is: "Tonto no go to town!"

What do you mean "WE" --- white man?

I started out - as a child.

Lemme see... I used to know what a 'cubit' was...

[Atlas Sneezed]

"ya' put a bullet in the furnace, it'll explode"

(tink tink tink tink BOOM tink tink "snicker" tink tink)