Austin-Bergstrom Airport evacuated

radio ^ | 05/18/2004 | news

[BJClinton]

Just heard it on the radio.

[OXENinFLA]

Unplugged Metal detector????

[Thinkin' Gal]

Now if only that blue suit was tin foil...

[My Favorite Headache]

[Barlowmaker]

I saw a great line from Seinfeld the other night ... when George asked Jerry why he set off the airport scanner when he had no metal objects on him he replied "I must have iron-rich blood".

[OneTimeLurker]

Is this about the coke can with wires sticking out of it?

[Rightly Biased]

"Check it bleed bro' was on didn't trip but the folks was freakin and pilot was laid to the bone holmes so bro' hammered out and jammed and laid that sucker side the runway like a muther sh**t!"(golly!)

[BJClinton]

Is this about the coke can with wires sticking out of it?

Hadn't heard that one.

[drymans wife]

I haven't heard anything about that one but Fox is
reporting a plane grounded in Arizona, checking out a
soda can with wires hanging out

[Tall_Texan]

"Somebody got through screening with a toy gun in their bag..." - KLBJ

[hummingbird]

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

[hummingbird]

"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

Oh, man...you don't know how many times that line has come in handy!

[hummingbird]

Jive Lady: "Oh stewardess! I speak jive."

Another memorable line, along with:

Captain Oveur: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

[Flipyaforreal]

LOL, Funny pic :)

[BJClinton]

I feel so safe.

[Choose Ye This Day]

"We have to get these people to the hospital."

"The hospital? What is it?"

"It's a tall building with patients, but that's not important right now."

[OneTimeLurker]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1138615/posts

Guess it was in a different city!

[DrewsDad]

I saw a great line from Seinfeld the other night ... when George asked Jerry why he set off the airport scanner when he had no metal objects on him he replied "I must have iron-rich blood".

I found it strange that I never seemed to set those off even with some metal objects in my pocket. Maybe I have iron-poor blood. (C;

Of course, I haven't pushed my luck recently with the sensitivity cranked up a bit. But there was that time a few years back where I forgot I was wearing steel-toed shoes.

[MindBender26]

That's all right, Miss. I speak jive!

[wysiwyg]

This decon session looks like a lot more fun...

[wysiwyg]

Joey . . . have you ever been in a, a Turkish prison?