So you come home after a long day a work, you're eating your dinner, mind still clouded by the jerks you just finished dealing with at work, and hubby says, "You didn't even notice!" You frantically look around....is it his hair? New center-piece? Throw-rugs?
An hour later, he stands in front of the TV (Fox News), looks over his shoulder, "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Trust me. You're not missing much.
"Do these pants make me look fat?"
No, darlin, you make those pants look fat.
duck and cover!!