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To: Billthedrill

some body please explain the "My wife ain't got no mule joke to me."

Was Buck wasted on a lot of those shows???

and about the pop. 142, 150 hogs, Oklahoma has a little over 3 million people, and over 5 million head of cattle.


48 posted on 05/18/2004 1:26:19 PM PDT by job ("God is not dead nor doth He sleep")
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To: job
some body please explain the "My wife ain't got no mule joke to me."

He should have been the one to walk and let his wife ride the mule.

70 posted on 05/18/2004 8:29:59 PM PDT by rogue yam
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To: job
some body please explain the "My wife ain't got no mule joke to me."

Simple misdirection:

Grandpa Jones to Junior Samples: ``I saw you riding on a mule and your wife was walking behind you. Why was that?'' implying, "Why are you making your wife walk - you should be walking and let her ride."

Samples: ``My wife ain't GOT no mule.'' totally missing Grandpa's implication and returning a direct, correct, but dumb answer - which is much funnier when delivered in Junior's slow, stupid style.

My favorite in that style was this one:

Archie Campbell to Junior Samples: "Say rube, can you give me change for this fifteen dollar bill?"

Junior: "Yep. A nine and two threes."

87 posted on 05/19/2004 11:39:47 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves
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