"One of my favorites is from my sister, a professional comedian. To be a Southern preacher, you must be able to pronounce the name of Jesus in 4 or more syllables. "
Ja-eez'-us-a!
50 posted on 05/18/2004 8:35:19 AM PDT by MineralMan
(godless atheist)
359 posted on 05/18/2004 2:57:59 PM PDT by GretchenM
(No military in the history of the world has fought so hard and so often for the freedom of others.-W)