"That's about as useful as a wicker bed pan”
"I need that like Custer needed more Indians.”
"That person's got more nerve than an abcessed tooth!"
"Who's screwing this pig? You or me?"
"I'm as full as a fat ladies sock" !
"That's as useful as a screen door on a submarine!"
"That is as hard as trying to nail Jello to a tree."!!
"There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those who cant."
"If you were any dumber, your ears would touch!"
“She's the kind of person where you scratch the surface and you find more surface.”
"If you had a brain you would take it out and play with it!"
"He's got a full six pack, but he's missing the plastic that holds it together."
If brains were gasoline, you couldn't run a piss ant's motorcycle around an anthill twice
" I am going to have to sit on my hands to keep from clapping"
A couple of favorites from my dad, and my husband.
...as much fun as a turd in a punchbowl.
...as much fun as a fart in a phone booth.