[jrushing]

My personal favorite is "Well, f*** me runnin'."

When my Grandfather was impressed by something, he would say, "Well ats slicker than greased owl sh**."

[TheBigB]

When I was little my immediate family would take car trips with my mom's parents in tow (we had a van...it was actually more fun than it sounded. We went back and forth to California, Canada, and Florida) Whenever my Grandmother would invariably announce she had to pee, Granddad would tell her, "Swaller it!"