[cyborg]

I thought all the southrons would like a laugh break from the depressing news.

[No Blue States]

lol

Fixin: About to.Going to.

Usage: Im fixin to educate yall on suthin slang.

Git: Not get. Go, go away, shoo.

Usage: If you want to get there on time, you better git.

[banjo joe]

dest = desk.

hearst = hearse.