[WVNan]

One day I answered the phone, and the voice at the other end said abruptly, "Whosiz?"

"With whom did you wish to speak," I said.

There was a long pause and then, "I kin tell ye right now by the way yer a-talkin' it's not who I's a-wantin."

[hummingbird]

Funny, WVNan!