"Pefect example of why I will never live north of the Mason Dixon line."
Now, now, don't put ANYONE automatically in the same backside as the Massholes, just because we're in the north:) Think of Mass as an island of nitwits.
To be fair, I live in Massachusetts and once you get outside of the major urban areas, it's a pretty traditional New England place. In my little town there were NO lines at the town clerk's office. I completely hate what is going on here, but I would like to point out that there are sane people here in Mass. too. We just have no power over the *&$%$%*# SJC.