No you won't. You're far too nice.
But allow me, instead. You know I just don't give a damn.
I will help conduct that experiment.
Headlines: Sarin discovered in bomb aimed at US troops and Iraqi civilians
Democrats and Blix squeeze their eyes closed reeeeeeeeeal tightly and...
Shazam! Sarin is no longer a Weapon of Mass Destruction. That's right folks, like a true miracle, the deadly nerve gas Sarin has now been declared to be "not a WMD". Of course Kerry claimed that it was a WMD in a speech to the Senate, but that was then. After all, creatures get dropped off the endangered species list, so Democrats can drop Sarin off the WMD right?
OK, now where did it come from if there were no WMD there at the time? Well.... sqeeeeeeeeeeze those eyes really tight...
Shazam Another Demo Miracle. It came, like the miracle of the Virgin Birth from nowhere at all. Just suddenly appeared in May 2004 by the side of the road.
So, when it used to be a WMD it wasn't there. And when it was dropped from the WMD list, it suddenly appeared. But since it is no longer a WMD, we won't worry about Sarin Gas anymore.
I hope the army doesn't play "panty on the head" asking anyone where it came from either. That would get Senator Kennedy upset.
No you won't. You're far too nice.
But allow me, instead. You know I just don't give a damn.