DFU SONG: Eve of Destruction (won't be long until Michael Moore's explosion)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - EVE OF DESTRUCTION

His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"

He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion

He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag

He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

[doug from upland]

[doug from upland]

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