MICHAEL MOORE BRINGS DOWN HOUSE: LONGEST STANDING OVATION...

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[Dems_R_Losers]

The Washington Post reports today that he most popular film at Cannes so far is 'Shrek 2.'

[dfwgator]

The a-holes should watch "The Sorrow and the Pity" instead.

[Petronski]

We don't call him Lumpy Riefenstahl for nothing.

[macamadamia]

Actually it wasn't his film that prompted the standing ovation but a disgusting trick involving a glo stick which Moore performed for the eager audience.

[Rokurota]

Well, perhaps they heard there was in ass in Shrek 2 and they thought they were watching Shrek 2 while viewing Michael Moore.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Headline should read;

"Dupes show their support of their favorite con man."

Those people will cheer anything.

[b4its2late]

He's is such a total A-hole.

[Petronski]

I couldn't remember if it was a light or a bell. Perhaps it was both.

[sandbar]

Was it the hatred of George Bush they were applauding, or the love of a movie that hates George Bush?

[Rokurota]

This is to be expected from the Hollyweird crowd, most of whom didn't graduate high school and can't spell Iraq.

Well, the important question is: Did Cameron Diaz clear up her zit problem before viewing Moore's film?

[hgro]

MICHAEL MOORE BRINGS DOWN HOUSE

Its no suprise that the fat slug brought down the house. I hope no one was injured.

[Semper Paratus]

At a plenary meeting of the Central Committe Stalin finished a speech that pretty much condemmed every member to death and still got a rousing ovation.

[thoughtomator]

In other news, The Passion of the Christ is nearing the $370 million mark, is the #1 "R" rated US movie of all time, the #7 top-grossing US movie of all time, and #50 all-time after adjusting for inflation.

Michael Moore, with 4 movies counted so far, has a lifetime gross receipts total of $8.65 million.

When Cannes spends money like the USA, wake me up.

[Peach]

Yeah - I read that.

They even breakout like high schoolers which is about the level of their thought process.

[thoughtomator]

Oh ya, let me add that Mel Gibson's 1993 film "The Man Without A Face" grossed $24 million, approximately 3 times what Michael Moore has done in his entire career.

[MamaLucci]

It is pefectly fitting that THIS is the poster boy of the American left.

[miloklancy]

Did Moore get as big an ovation for his spew of propaganda at Cannes as Adolf Hitler did in Nuremberg?

[MamaLucci]

ROTFLMAO!

[LanPB01]

When I saw in the headline that he'd brought down the house, I was afraid he might have fallen.