[The Scourge of Yazid]

Despite the horrible atrocities, the carnage, the unimaginable horrors these psychopaths have inflicted upon the civilized world in just the past three years; I still can't quite take them seriously.

I mean, don't you all have to suppress a smirk whenever UBL periodically releases one of his greatest hate tapes on al-Jazeera, especially after taking notice of the Rolex on his right wrist?

It all seems like a peculiar, incredibly gorey but still slightly amusing re-hash of a campy Freddy Krueger movie.

"Is anyone a supporter of Hamas here?"(sporadic applause) "Let me also say that I'm also a supporter of Hezbollah. Hamas is in da' house Dawg!"

That was an actual quote, more or less.

[Skywalk]

I got a kick out of doing the Hassan Chop(that thing the Arabs do which kind of looks like an angry tomahawk chop) while chanting in that neat little sing-song, "Saddam! Saddam! (unintelligible Arabic) Saddam-saddam-saddam!"

And despite the great evil of these men, I kind of find the rhetoric humorous at times. As I've taken to saying recently; even if we opened a Dimensional Door and took refuge there, the jihadis would be doing the Hassan Chop and screaming "TRANSDIMENSIONAL ISLAM!"