My favorite Yogi Berra quote( which was listed on the Baseball Almanac website under the Baseball Quotes section )....
"The towels were so thick there, I could hardly close my suitcase!!"
Yogi Berra
"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded"
"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"I didn't really say everything I said."