[tiamat]

What EXACTLY is your malfunction?

[The Scourge of Yazid]

I think this calls for R. Lee Ermey to dish out his own, unique brand of retributive justice.

"Now drop and give me 20 you simpering, cyberspace, weenie!!

[King Prout]

oh, come on, if yer gonna quote R. Lee Ermey, ya gotta do two things:

1. quote the line, verbatim, with [bleep]s over the more colorful adjectives (nouns, verbs, adverbs, pronouns, gerundives... hey, the man is AN ARTIST)
2. post a pic of the man in full-tilt full-metal-jacket mode.

You knew this, didn't you?
You weren't ignorant... YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT! :)