Your dog's going to especially like you when he finds out you will be able to "marry" him. I'm sure Jesus will "frown" on the sin of you sticking your member up your dog's anus, but I'm sure he will appreciate the "love." Don't ask me to explain it.
Instead of alerting the admin moderator to your vulgar post, I choose to let it hang there in the wind.
As a Libertarian, I just don't care if gays get married or not.
Also, gemoftheocean, Freeper posts usually contain a modicum of intelligence or wit. Work at it.