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Rare Beauties Seen in Camel Pageant
Arab News ^ | May 14,2004 | Staff

Posted on 05/14/2004 1:19:20 PM PDT by billorites

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To: najida
"Maybe it was when I asked if the camel liked grits that made him refuse"

LOL!

41 posted on 05/14/2004 1:47:38 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.")
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To: sweetliberty

What can I say, they're VERY passionate about their camels.


42 posted on 05/14/2004 1:49:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (Bretheren & Sisteren In Chaos Inc, LLC "We're All About Bad Ideas!")
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To: billorites
Competitions were held for four types of camels

?

I thought there were only two types: one hump or two.
Anybody know what the other two are?
A three hump camel?
Humpless?

43 posted on 05/14/2004 1:51:52 PM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: Willie Green

?

Filtered and unfiltered?


44 posted on 05/14/2004 1:55:24 PM PDT by spoiler2
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To: fishtank

Stop it! LOL! *choke* I can't drink my water!


45 posted on 05/14/2004 1:56:17 PM PDT by Snowy (Microsoft: "You've got questions? We've got dancing paperclips.")
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To: Willie Green
Well, I know there are racing camels and pack camels.

I had a long and interesting talk with a fellow from Pakistan selling ties from a pushcart in the mall. He was a professional camel racer back home. He described the various types of camels to me, but I only remember those two.

It makes sense, because race horses and pack horses have very different body types, temperaments, and bloodlines. And if we get really technical, there must be at least a dozen different types of horses . . . so why not camels?

46 posted on 05/14/2004 1:56:24 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of Venery (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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To: Willie Green
I thought there were only two types: one hump or two. Anybody know what the other two are? A three hump camel? Humpless?

Blonde vs. brunette?

47 posted on 05/14/2004 1:58:19 PM PDT by kevkrom (The John Kerry Songbook: www.imakrom.com/kerrysongs)
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To: billorites
Ever had a camel?

Well, there were some girls in college that might have had a hump or two......nevermind.
48 posted on 05/14/2004 2:01:34 PM PDT by CollegeRepublican
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To: billorites

"Kiss me. I'm beautiful!"

49 posted on 05/14/2004 2:02:21 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Good evening. I'm Sydney Biddle-Barrows, and welcome to Whore Stories!)
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To: Willie Green
Dromedary and Bactrian! I smoked Camels in my yute! First I'd marinate them in bourbon and them I'd smoke 'em! Best barbeque I ever et!

BTW the punchline goes...."Lieutenant! What are you doin'? We ride the camel into town to visit the brothel!

50 posted on 05/14/2004 2:03:49 PM PDT by Young Werther
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To: mhking

Just dang!


51 posted on 05/14/2004 2:04:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Good evening. I'm Sydney Biddle-Barrows, and welcome to Whore Stories!)
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52 posted on 05/14/2004 2:17:40 PM PDT by kissmyconservativebutt (That's right TankerKC, kiss it!)
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To: fishtank

(Chuckle) Excellent!


53 posted on 05/14/2004 2:23:40 PM PDT by neutrino (Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences. Robert Louis Stevenson.)
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To: Only1choice____Freedom
Does it say Helen Thomas won?

She took to the skies when she was overwhelmed with children throwing quarters at her, for a ride on her hump.

Now she travels alone...

54 posted on 05/14/2004 2:26:07 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: billorites
Saudi Arabia: where the camels are more beautiful than the women. Hell, where camels are the women.
55 posted on 05/14/2004 2:27:04 PM PDT by Alouette (The U.N. came out of Satan's anus.)
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To: Young Werther
I remember when David Letterman had a woman on who had eaten a lot of camel in her day and said it tasted great - particularly the hump. She then asked Dave if he's ever had the hump of a camel. He said no, but when he was younger, he was pretty good...

One of my favorite Letterman moments...
56 posted on 05/14/2004 3:11:04 PM PDT by Stone Mountain
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You know what advise Arafat gave Clinton - Camels don't tell.


57 posted on 05/14/2004 3:52:49 PM PDT by chainsaw (http://www.hanoi-john.org.)
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To: ctlpdad

You know, I have *lots* of jokes I'm just dying to post, but I am practicing some major self-restraint here!


58 posted on 05/14/2004 4:16:35 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: fishtank

I don't think I want to ask where you found that picture!


59 posted on 05/14/2004 4:17:22 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick ("If I could shoot like that, I would still be in the NBA" -- Bill Clinton, circa 1995)
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To: CollegeRepublican

They have them here for cattle, goats, sheep - they are called county and state fairs.

Not to mention dog and cat shows.

I have been to all the above, wouldn't mind seeing a camel show.


60 posted on 05/14/2004 4:25:50 PM PDT by buwaya
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