Thank you for saying so. My wife usually just rolls her eyes at these gems of wisdom.
Are you a scientist?
I have been mentioned in the same breath as Einstein and Newton. I used to work as a waiter, and this German guy would come in every day and ask for a beer and a cookie. He'd point to me and say, "You! Eine stein und Newton!" I was very flattered.
Are the nights shorter as well?
Excellent question! As a matter of fact, they are! You see, day and night are both part of the space-timex continuum: when one part stretches, the other has to shrink. I like to think of this complex interaction as "The Spandex Phenomenon". Thanks for asking!
I am honored to know you.